the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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