were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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