the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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