the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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