You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Randomize