watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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