The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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