Barsexuality is the new black.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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