I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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