You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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