Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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