Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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