Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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