and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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