What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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