If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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