Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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