They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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