don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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