look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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