I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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