I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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