If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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