and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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