if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
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He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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