no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Its about making memories worth repressing
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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