I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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