Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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