brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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