Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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