i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
The air taste purple.
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