i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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