worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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