You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The police scanner is talking about you again....
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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