weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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