He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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