what if I'm pregnant?
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Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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