theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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