He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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