I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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