You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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