shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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