Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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