ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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