I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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