Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
and you fell through a lawn chair
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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