Your face is a jimmy john
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
