I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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