Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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