If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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