Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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