first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
try to milk me bitch
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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