My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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