I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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